You have lost a diamond

Never ignore someone who cares for you
because someday you'll realize you've
lost a diamond while you were busy
collecting stones

By the Last Stroke

"The Stone Is Broken By The Last Stroke,

It Dosen't Mean That 1st Strokes Were Useless,

So,

Succes Is A Result 0f Continous Efforts...

Mujhe dar lag raha hai

Wife: Ap meri taraf muu kar k soye na mujhe dar lag raha hai..:/

Husband: Te aap main pavain dar dar k mar javan;>:o

A Little Truth

There is alwz a little TRUTH

Behind

"Just Mazaq tha yar"

A little EMOTION behind

"Mujhy koi Faraq ni prta"

A little PAIN behind

"Its OK"

A little NEED behind

"Mjhy Akela Chhor do"

A Deep THOUGHT behind

Kya Parh Rahe Ho

MAA : Beta kya kar rhe ho..?

BETA : Parh rha hon..

MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh rhay ho...?

BETA : apni Bachi ke message. 8-)

Taidhi Jalebi

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?

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Kyun k Ye Kabhi

Meethi Meethi Batain

Q : Btao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ?

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As an old proverb

"Do good to everyone without any expectation"

As an old proverb says-

"Fragrance always remains in the hands of those who distribute Roses"

It takes year to write

Relationships are like a book..

It takes a few seconds to burn

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But

It takes years to write

So write it carefully & Never let it BURN.

New Brand of Excel

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner"What is Microsoft Excel?"

Sardar: "It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer :p :D

Raat ki ronaq

"Khul jata hy teri yaadon ka

baazar sar_e_sham

Bus meri Raat isi

ronaq mein guzar jati hy...!

Good night.

Kitne Runs Banaye

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost: Kitne Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Triple Century Hone Mein 299 Runs Baqi Thay, Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Bohot pur sukoon tha safar

Mudat hoi k chehra- e- yar nahi dakha,

wo ankhen nahi dekhi wo rukhsar nahi dekha,

Raat k in haseen lamhon main jab tu yad aata hai,

Yehi sochta hon akeley main k wo dildaar nahi dekha,

Bohot pur sukoon tha safar, jab sath thay hum donu,

Her zuban se suna hum ne k in jesa pyar nahi dekha,

Kya hua k achanik tum itne badal gye " "

K hum ne kabhi pehly tum main is tarha inkaar nahi dekha...!!!

How to Play Cricket

How to play cricket? Write a short Note

True Beauty

*TRUE BEAUTY*

Don't judge some1 by color of d eyes,

but

judge by d innocence in d eyes;

Don't judge by complexion of hands,

but by d help done by those hands;

Don't judge by height, weight or appearance,

but

judge by d purity of d HEART!

Like If You Agree

Disney should make a princess with no hair,
So that every little girl who's fighting cancer
can feel beautiful
Like if you agree

A fingerprint cannot be duplicated

"Be bold when you lose

and Be calm when you win...

Your Life is a fingerprint

that cannot be duplicated, so make the Best impression."

The things that Really Satisfy us

Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE

But the truth is:

The things that Really Satisfy us are FREE

Love, Joy, Laughter & Sincere Relations!

Path are made by

"We spend our days & time, waitin' for the ideal path to appear infront of us but we forget is that, path are made by walkin' not by waitin'."

Acha Friend Like a Phool

1 acha dost ek phool ki trha hota ha

Jise hum chor b nai sakte or tor b nai sakte

Tor diya to murjha jaye ga or

chor diya to koi or le jaye ga

*Sö Swèét Öf u*

Three Factories

Zindgi ma 3 factories zaror lagao,
1. Brain ma Ice factory,
2. Zuban ma Sugar factory,
3. Dil ma Lov factory.
Phir dekhna life ho gi... Satis-factory..

Konsa Purza (Device)

Sochti hoon tereyjisim main utar kar dekhoon "DOST'..!
Konsa purza (device) hai jo tujhe sMs karne nahi deta...

When a Girlfriend Talk Too Much

2 Cheaters

Bf- "I cheated."

Gf - "So what do u think I love u? I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."

Boy cried & said "I was talking about exams."

Girl :o Oops..

=P

Naach kyun rahe ho

Ek Sardar ghar mein naach raha tha.

Uski B.V ne pucha: Q naach rahe ho?

Sardar:

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Abhi dawai p hai bottle hilana bhool gaya tha

Thapar pay Thapar

Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.

Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.

Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.

Not Because

Sensible lines: "I have learned to care people too much,
not because they should care for me,
but because i know the pain of being ignored."

Best of part of life

"The best part of life is when your family understand you as a friend
and your friends support you as a family."

Ghor Kijiye Ga

Shair arz hai

Zindigi ne diye hain bary dh0ky

Gh0r kijye ga

Zindigi ne diye hain bary dh0ky

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Chalo khair hai, Its 0k..:

Routine Activities of all Girls

Yes... I'm a girl ... :)

I push doors that clearly say PULL ;)

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing :-D

I walk into a room and forget why I was thereB-)

I count on my fingers in math classes :p

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave :-/

I lie sometimes to hide the pain :-(

I cry a lot more than u think i do ;-(

I m not so strong as my smile seems to be :)

I get attached to ppl who care even a little bout me

A broken nail is as painful as a broken heart ;-)

I say its a long story when it's really not :-x

Apple 4G

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple iphone 4G 64GB . . .

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I think we all know who cried harder :-D

Kharboza Alert

THE NEWS ALERT:

Multan mn rhene walano ko inform keya jata ha k: vehari choke,choke kazafi ,ghanta gar.haram gate, dolat gat,hussan agahi, boher gat, khoni burj,choke shaedaan,cantt,mumtaza bad,gulgast ,

Ki tamam markets mn

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How to handle my children

Fantastic msg

Dear Mother-in- law:

"Dont teach me how to handle my children,

i m living with one of urs

and he needs alot of improvement" ;>

Aadhi Tayyari

YaH00o!
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Exam ki adhi tyari ho gai

Pen

Markr

Scale

Pencil

Rubbar

Sharpnar

Sb teyar hy

Ab Bus

YAD karna BAQI hy).

Fight ki Waja

Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na

Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! :D

Very First Law of Tension

"Pressure on brain is

inversely proportional to

the number of days

left for EXAMZ,

keeping the

Syllabus Constant..!"

1st law of tension ;)

Tu mere ghar aa ja

Pathan ki girlfrend in romantic mood"Ghr pe koi nhi hai Aa jao"

Pathan: "Tu mere ghr aja mery ghr me sab log hain tera dil laga rahega. . .

Combination of Happiness and Experience

I Never Reject anybodY in My Life...

BeCoZ..

Good PersOn giveS Me HappineSs.. 

and bad PersOn giveS Me ExperienCe..

Silent But Around

A Nice Relation is not like the rain,

Which pours and goes away...

A True Relation is like the air,

Sometimes silent but always around you...:*

Shareef Pappu

Papuu puts his hand on his grlfrend shouldr while driving From Lahore 2 Faisalabad

She smiles & says

Tum is say agay b ja sakty ho

&

papuu drives to MULTAN.:-P

Apni Yaad

Log kehty hain..!

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"Agar achhy logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt achha guzarta hai.."

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Maine socha apko..

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APNI yaad dila dun.:*

Straight Forward Choha

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

1 hathi ne lift mangi..

Itnay me 1 choha khara ho k bola..

Dekh lay

Phir teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom ra tha.:D;)

Memon ki Mushkil

Memon:

yaar mai 2 Mushkilon mai Phans Gaya hon

Frnd:

Wo Kon C?

Memon:

B.V Makeup Kray To

Kharcha Naqabil e Brdasht

OR

Na Kray To B.V Naqabil e Brdasht.

"Obstacles" are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

*¤ Have a nice day ¤*

Only in Need

"Never feel bad if people remember you only in need,,,

Feel Priviliged, that you come in their mind like a candle in the darkness of their life..."

20 Saal Da Intezar

1st srdarni :

20saal tk meri koi olad nai hoi.

2nd srdarni:

te fer tu ki kita?

1st:

Fer me 21saal di hoi te abay ne mera viah kr dita,te fer olad hoi.

Meri Tasveer ke Tukre

Wo roya to bht Pr Mjhse Muh Mor Kr Roya,

Koi majburi hogi jo Dil tor kr Roya,

Mre Samne Kr dye Mri Tasvir K Tukre,

Pata laga mare baad wo Unhe Jor Kr Roya.