2 Cheaters

Bf- "I cheated."

Gf - "So what do u think I love u? I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."

Boy cried & said "I was talking about exams."

Girl :o Oops..

=P

Naach kyun rahe ho

Ek Sardar ghar mein naach raha tha.

Uski B.V ne pucha: Q naach rahe ho?

Sardar:

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Abhi dawai p hai bottle hilana bhool gaya tha

Thapar pay Thapar

Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr Mara.

Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe bilaWaja Maara hai.

Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha: Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe Hoti.

Not Because

Sensible lines: "I have learned to care people too much,
not because they should care for me,
but because i know the pain of being ignored."

Best of part of life

"The best part of life is when your family understand you as a friend
and your friends support you as a family."

Ghor Kijiye Ga

Shair arz hai

Zindigi ne diye hain bary dh0ky

Gh0r kijye ga

Zindigi ne diye hain bary dh0ky

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Chalo khair hai, Its 0k..:

Routine Activities of all Girls

Yes... I'm a girl ... :)

I push doors that clearly say PULL ;)

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing :-D

I walk into a room and forget why I was thereB-)

I count on my fingers in math classes :p

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave :-/

I lie sometimes to hide the pain :-(

I cry a lot more than u think i do ;-(

I m not so strong as my smile seems to be :)

I get attached to ppl who care even a little bout me

A broken nail is as painful as a broken heart ;-)

I say its a long story when it's really not :-x

Apple 4G

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple iphone 4G 64GB . . .

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I think we all know who cried harder :-D