Saturday, May 19, 2012

Kharboza Alert

THE NEWS ALERT:
Multan mn rhene walano ko inform keya jata ha k: vehari choke,choke kazafi ,ghanta gar.haram gate, dolat gat,hussan agahi, boher gat, khoni burj,choke shaedaan,cantt,mumtaza bad,gulgast ,
Ki tamam markets mn
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How to handle my children

Fantastic msg
Dear Mother-in- law:
"Dont teach me how to handle my children,
i m living with one of urs
and he needs alot of improvement" ;>

Aadhi Tayyari

YaH00o!
,___(';')___,
 )) / 
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Exam ki adhi tyari ho gai
Pen
Markr
Scale
Pencil
Rubbar
Sharpnar
Sb teyar hy
Ab Bus
YAD karna BAQI hy).

Fight ki Waja

Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na
Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! :D

Very First Law of Tension

"Pressure on brain is
inversely proportional to
the number of days
left for EXAMZ,
keeping the
Syllabus Constant..!"
1st law of tension ;)

Tu mere ghar aa ja

Pathan ki girlfrend in romantic mood"Ghr pe koi nhi hai Aa jao"
Pathan: "Tu mere ghr aja mery ghr me sab log hain tera dil laga rahega. . .

Combination of Happiness and Experience

I Never Reject anybodY in My Life...
BeCoZ..
Good PersOn giveS Me HappineSs.. 
and bad PersOn giveS Me ExperienCe..

Silent But Around

A Nice Relation is not like the rain,
Which pours and goes away...
A True Relation is like the air,
Sometimes silent but always around you...:*