Thailand or Switzerland

Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery..

GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland?

BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST..:D

Off the Li8 Sleep Quite Quite

Touch ur hEarT Close ur Eyes
Make a wish Say gd-9!T
Sky s0 wide Stars s0 bright
Off the £!8 S£ep quite quite
Ssshhhh..!! ~GUD-9!T~B-)

Successful Proposal

1 larke ne 1 larki ko prp0z kia ,through msg

larki ne 2din main us se shadi karli,

yeh s0ch kar k k0i itna sara pyar kese kar skta he !

Soch0o larke ne kia kaha h0ga

us na kaha tha

i luv u itna C.A ka syllabus he jitna :-D

Which Part in Lahore

Teacher: where were u born?

Sardar: Lahore

Teachr: which part in lahore?

Sardar:ki matlab which part

Puri body born in Lahore.

Tum Bhi Jahaz Ho

Aeroplane aa raha hai.

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Chala b gaya pagal upar dekhna tha

Mobile mein aata hai kya?

Tm b jahaz he ho

Sardar wid Intelligent Donkey

*JOKE*

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey..

Friend: "Aray waah, tumhara Gadha to Bohat intelligent ha."

Sardar: "Khaak intelligent ha.. 4 main se2 is ne jeti h 2 mae n

Proceed only if u r above Eighteen

ADULT Message

Proceed only if u r above 18

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Kya yehi Hamari Tehzib Hai

A boy is sitting in a park wid girl.

Old man: betay, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?

Boy: nahi ye paros wali nazia hai :-)!

Rajni ka Kutta

Rajnikanth's dog is trying to catch an elephant, The picture must be captioned as Rajni ka Robotic Dog.
Whats in your mind, Name this picture